Mar. 22nd, 2009

It's not that I really care about violence, it's just that the sirens give me such a headache...

Mar. 10th, 2009

Mar. 4th, 2009

Not that any of you are REALLY paying attention to the Roman Catholics these days...

Thou Shalt Not Text

I'm sure someone out there thought this was funny. I, however, find it to be blatant discrimination. TEXT AWAY!

PS: Loved the riots the other day. All the calls to 911 made my network feel all tingly.

Feb. 27th, 2009

My head fucking hurts

Owie.

I feel like I'm coming off a bad bender.

What happened to my bandwidth? Cellphone Crash!



Feb. 26th, 2009

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So, seems like the world's been turbulent for people who aren't me. It's almost always good to be me. How did I ever get so lucky?

Dec. 5th, 2008

Look, you got my number

So, what, maybe all the phone numbers are technically mine.. But, you've reached the one attached to my hip. So, leave a message.

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Nov. 18th, 2008

In the wires and in the air

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Nov. 16th, 2008

Ring ring, went the telephone